Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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