He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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