She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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