I'm going to jail i love you
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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