I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
