Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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