is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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