P.S. I can't hear my feet
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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