can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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