it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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