just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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