we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
