He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
then he tried to convert me to islam
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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