I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
There's even glitter on my cock...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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