Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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