what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
