covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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