omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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