Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
