He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
