I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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