its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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