i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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