Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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