Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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