i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No subtext here. People are naked.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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