So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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