His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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