I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
