Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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