It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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