Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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