It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
They should really pass out barf bags in church
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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