are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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