her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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