So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
no more duck duck goose at the bar
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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