dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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