PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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