Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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