So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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