Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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