She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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