i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Two words: nipple clamps
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