His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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