What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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