that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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