doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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