You work out of a Hotel?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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