road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
