The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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