I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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