We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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