I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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