Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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